This is an urgent recall from Pharage Pharmaceuticals.
Our best selling, groundbreaking sedative, You Kip, has been found to have some unusual side effects. Users may, in some circumstances, experience bouts of inappropriate language which include, but are not limited to, racism, homophobia, sexism and snobbery.
Anyone experience these side effects are encouraged to blame the use of the sedative, then hand your prescription back for an immediate exchange with an identical box of You Kip. You are then encouraged to stay quiet fora wile until everyone has forgotten about you.
Note: Side effects may remain once the use of You Kip has been discontinued. This product has not been approved by the European Union.