After Nigel Farage called for the children of immigrants to be classed as immigrants themselves I have obtained an exclusive list of other groups that the UKIP leader, backed up by his chums at Migration Watch, also wants to reclassify:
– The grandchildren of immigrants. A logical extension as their parents are now immigrants, so they are now, technically, the children of immigrants themselves.
– People born on British soil overseas. It’s close enough, I mean, it’s abroad really. (Incidentally, this includes me. Which also makes my children immigrants)
– Anybody who has ever used the phrases “ciao”, “je ne sais qoi” or “schadenfreude”
– Anybody with a foreign name; e.g. Marco, Maria, Jean, Peter…
– People named after foreign places; e.g. Paris, Dakota, India, Sofia…
– People with narrow eyes. You know why!
– People who have recently been on holiday to a foreign country and came back with darker than normal skin.
– Lefties. They’re probably Russian or something.
– Paddington Bear (Peruvian)
– Doctor Who (Gallifreyan)
– Whoever decommissioned the Black & White Minstrel Show
– Scottish people who don’t have red hair (Something dodgy there)
– Caravanners (They’re essentially Gypsies)
– Anybody living in Rochester who doesn’t drive a white van
– Grey squirrels
Obviously this isn’t an exhaustive list, but it goes a long way towards explaining why 126% of the UK population are immigrants and only UKIP can solve it.
Or something.
Hey, man. I’m debating with a guy on youtube who thinks the content of this article proves UKIP are racist. Please be aware that there are people out there who are actually thick enough to believe the content. 🙂
Blimey! That’s scary! 🙂